christinab @ 2004-08-16T15:26:00
He forces himself to open his eyes, looking first at a packing Aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He sits up and looks around. On a chair is all his clothes, clean and pressed. He sees that everything is cleaned up in the bedroom clean and tidy. And so it looks all over the apartment.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is in the kitchen, I'm out early to go shopping I love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and in fact - there is a ready-made breakfast and the morning newspaper on the table. Moreover, because his son is sitting and eating. He asks: "Little of what actually happened yesterday ? Happened "
His son says:" Well, Dad, you're three clock came home early, already half drunk and unconscious. . You have demolished some furniture, puked in the hallway and have you almost put out an eye when you stumbled into the door "
Confused, he asked:" Why is everything so tidy, folded my clothes clean and ! breakfast on the table "
" Oh, that "his son replied," Mama made you dragged into the bedroom and heaved on the bed, but when she tried to take off you pants, you said: Hands off, young lady, I am happily married. "
A self-inflicted hangover: 100,00 €
Broken Furniture: 250,00 €
Breakfast: 10,00 €
the right moment the right thing to say: priceless
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