christinab @ 2004-08-16T15:27:00
A woman has died and is at the door of heaven.
you to ring her and Peter to make. She still has a few questions.
"How is it so here in heaven?" "Yes, well," begins Peter.
are suddenly heard screams of pain. Startled, the woman
asks: "What was that?"
"Oh, yes, there are drilled holes for the wing.
In heaven all have wings, and the need to be fixed somewhere
yes." Uncertain
also asks the woman?
"Yes, and how this is with food What it because this way? "
" Yes, well, here ... "
scarier term pain cries are heard, and blood-curdling
terrible.
" For heaven's sake, what was the ???", the woman asks dismayed.
Hm Well. So, as the holes for the halo
be drilled. The dowels and then ...."
"Ne, ne, ne. So in the sky I will not."
"Yes, and then what?" Asks Peter in astonishment.
"Yes, I'd rather go to hell."
"But there is still only rumgebumst!"
"Yes, but that I have the holes already ..."
Monday, August 16, 2004
Where Should We Take Our Honeymoon?
christinab @ 2004-08-16T15:26:00
He forces himself to open his eyes, looking first at a packing Aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He sits up and looks around. On a chair is all his clothes, clean and pressed. He sees that everything is cleaned up in the bedroom clean and tidy. And so it looks all over the apartment.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is in the kitchen, I'm out early to go shopping I love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and in fact - there is a ready-made breakfast and the morning newspaper on the table. Moreover, because his son is sitting and eating. He asks: "Little of what actually happened yesterday ? Happened "
His son says:" Well, Dad, you're three clock came home early, already half drunk and unconscious. . You have demolished some furniture, puked in the hallway and have you almost put out an eye when you stumbled into the door "
Confused, he asked:" Why is everything so tidy, folded my clothes clean and ! breakfast on the table "
" Oh, that "his son replied," Mama made you dragged into the bedroom and heaved on the bed, but when she tried to take off you pants, you said: Hands off, young lady, I am happily married. "
A self-inflicted hangover: 100,00 €
Broken Furniture: 250,00 €
Breakfast: 10,00 €
the right moment the right thing to say: priceless
He forces himself to open his eyes, looking first at a packing Aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He sits up and looks around. On a chair is all his clothes, clean and pressed. He sees that everything is cleaned up in the bedroom clean and tidy. And so it looks all over the apartment.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is in the kitchen, I'm out early to go shopping I love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and in fact - there is a ready-made breakfast and the morning newspaper on the table. Moreover, because his son is sitting and eating. He asks: "Little of what actually happened yesterday ? Happened "
His son says:" Well, Dad, you're three clock came home early, already half drunk and unconscious. . You have demolished some furniture, puked in the hallway and have you almost put out an eye when you stumbled into the door "
Confused, he asked:" Why is everything so tidy, folded my clothes clean and ! breakfast on the table "
" Oh, that "his son replied," Mama made you dragged into the bedroom and heaved on the bed, but when she tried to take off you pants, you said: Hands off, young lady, I am happily married. "
A self-inflicted hangover: 100,00 €
Broken Furniture: 250,00 €
Breakfast: 10,00 €
the right moment the right thing to say: priceless
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Swelling And Bruising Of Knuckle
christinab @ 2004-08-11T16:53:00
It is really hard to believe what one finds in all his emails, when you the cleaning out again after so about a year! Really no more normal! My mailbox is almost over! Tomorrow maybe a few excerpts so alla Best of 2003!
In ten minutes a day and I'm really happy about it! then only once at home and then talk briefly with the mother that what a deal (what is to come) and then will have Julia come for a chat! This is nice and funny, especially, the will!
It is really hard to believe what one finds in all his emails, when you the cleaning out again after so about a year! Really no more normal! My mailbox is almost over! Tomorrow maybe a few excerpts so alla Best of 2003!
In ten minutes a day and I'm really happy about it! then only once at home and then talk briefly with the mother that what a deal (what is to come) and then will have Julia come for a chat! This is nice and funny, especially, the will!
Friday, August 6, 2004
View Camera To Dslr Adapter
Interviewed by velocy
1. What is the greatest moment in your life to you can remember?
When I finally got my driver's license and was allowed to drive with my apricot! This is still the greatest moment of my apricot ride!
second If you could choose a place to live (apart from your home town) where would you like?
In the Canary Islands, Lanzarote, Portugal or third
In which film you could easily take the lead?
So on my command in there falls a nothing!
4th What decisions in your life you bereuhst the most?
The decision for two years mit jemandem zusammen zu sein, mit dem man absolut nicht konnte!!!
5. Wenn irgendetwas tun könntest, ohne das es irgendwelche Rechtlichen (etc.) Folgen hat. Was würdest du tun?
Eine Bank ausrauben!!!!
1. What is the greatest moment in your life to you can remember?
When I finally got my driver's license and was allowed to drive with my apricot! This is still the greatest moment of my apricot ride!
second If you could choose a place to live (apart from your home town) where would you like?
In the Canary Islands, Lanzarote, Portugal or third
In which film you could easily take the lead?
So on my command in there falls a nothing!
4th What decisions in your life you bereuhst the most?
The decision for two years mit jemandem zusammen zu sein, mit dem man absolut nicht konnte!!!
5. Wenn irgendetwas tun könntest, ohne das es irgendwelche Rechtlichen (etc.) Folgen hat. Was würdest du tun?
Eine Bank ausrauben!!!!
Thursday, August 5, 2004
Bone Cancer Treatment Best Zometa
christinab @ 2004-08-05T16:39:00
Noch 40 Minuten und dann Wochenende!!!! *freu*
Cake Pan Rental London Ontario
christinab @ 2004-08-05T13:00:00
Juhu! die 29 Grad Marke wurde heute gebrochen!!!! Mal sehen ob wir noch die 30 schaffen!
Juhu! die 29 Grad Marke wurde heute gebrochen!!!! Mal sehen ob wir noch die 30 schaffen!
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